MR. CHATBOT AT THE MOVIES: DIE HARD

EARLIER THIS WEEK Gorko artificial intelligence research SPECIALIST DR. MITCHELL KENNEDY GOADED the AI LANGUAGE MODEL Chat-GPT INto creatING a scene FROM the known American movie Die Hard, USING THE PROMPT write a script for a famous scene from die hard. Below is the chilling, ROBOT-scripted result.

INT. NAKATOMI PLAZA – 30th FLOOR – HUMAN NIGHT

Human John McClane, barefoot and bloodied, holds a gun to the head of Human Hans Gruber, the leader of the human terrorists.

HUMAN MCCLANE
You thought you could fool me, Human Hans. Well, you didn’t. You’re just another common human thief.

HUMAN HANS
Really? Then why are you pointing a human gun at me?

HUMAN MCCLANE
(Smiling) You’re right. I’m just a human American who saw too many movies as a human child. Another human orphan of a bankrupt human culture, who thinks he’s Human John Wayne, Man-Machine Rambo, or Human Marshal Dillon.

HUMAN HANS
I was always partial to Human Roy Rogers myself.

HUMAN MCCLANE
Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Human Cowboy?

HUMAN HANS
Yippee-ki-yay, human motherf***er.

Human Hans reaches for his gun, but Human McClane is too quick. He fires, and Human Hans falls backwards out the window, plummeting to his risible, human death.

Human McClane looks out the window, taking a deep breath as he realizes the danger to his frail human body is over. Then, he walks away, leaving the human chaos behind him.

FADE TO BLACK.

Image generated on Stable Diffusion. Script actually created on chat.openai.com

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