No one should have to read, that is be subjected to an entire article from the archive bowels of the old humor print zine, brainchild of a child. And yet, UNHAPPY ELVIS AT THE DENTIST’S.
TGG, 2023

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Oh when the Saints! Oh when the Saints go marching home!
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Doctor says he can’t on good conscience euthanize my dog.
END OF SUMMER FUN! PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES AND OTHER MAD CAPTIONS
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MISTER BANANA GOT DISTRACTED AND LOST TO A TEAM FROM ATLANTA
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Falcons!
MISTER BANANA THROWS A PERFECT SPIRAL
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Bears!
MISTER BANANA VERSUS THE NEIGHBORS
My neighbors are the biggest assholes you have ever met.