Brother Ethernan is going to get what is coming to him in this week’s highly anticipated game or rather bloodsport endgame of dodgeball just after halftime. I mean don’t be surprised if that prissy brown noser takes one right below the tonsure and gets LAID THE F$#K OUT.
YES GOD WANTS THIS FOR BROTHER ETHERNAN
Say I saw it in a holy vision during last week’s three-day fast, God speaking to me as his holy instrument to bring some small portion of humility back into Brother Ethernan’s too-proud existence, by bashing his face in with a flying instrument of justice.
NO I WILL NOT MISS
Are you kidding me, I live for these sessions of dodgeball. Remember when Brother Cosplay Fallsplay was refusing to pass me the potatoes in 886 AD? I will not miss my shot.
WHAT IF BROTHER ETHERNAN GOES WEEPING TO prior spock bockum again
Well that won’t happen if Brother Ethernan has his jaw wired shut, will it. Just pass me the ball when I give you the signal, which is the backhanded flip of the tassle, and DON’T MAKE ME ASK TWICE.
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