MIND YOUR P’S AND Q’S WITH THIS HANDY LITTLE GRAMMAR SPRAY

NOT TOO BRIGHT WHEN IT COMES TO ENGLISH GRAMMAR? TROUBLE MINDING YOUR P’S AND Q’S AROUND THE DINNER TABLE, OR WITH THAT PESKY ANNUAL REVIEW LOOMING, AND YOU A NEWSPAPER EDITOR? LOOK NO FARTHER THAN GORKO’S OWN LABORATORY TESTED, CONSUMER APPROVED HANDY LITTLE GRAMMAR SPRAY! ONLY $23.99 WITH THE PROMO CODE THEIR FOR THE HAVING.

LIKE MOUTHWASH FOR GRAMMAR SCHOOL BAD BOYS

No actual thinking required! Just set the Gorko Grammar Spray to your favorite setting (mist or squirt) and apply orally as frequently as necessary. You’re problems will be solved!

LESS WORRIES AND FEWER TROUBLE

Choose among two RAD flavors, Cool Blue Raspberry or Bodacious Apple-atious. Absolutely no side affects!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SHAKESPEARE

Call our toll-free 24-hour line to order you a spray, or why not a whole crate of sprays: 1-800-LUKEIAMYOURFATHER. That is right, George Lucas used Gorko Grammar Spray when Mark Hamill kept gibbering ‘I am a drive a Jetta like my father.’

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One response to “MIND YOUR P’S AND Q’S WITH THIS HANDY LITTLE GRAMMAR SPRAY”

  1. I’ll take a gross and leave them on my neighbours’ doorsteps

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