Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Chickadees Inside Our Damn Bonnet.
SO THE CHICKADEES NESTED INSIDE YOUR DAMN BONNET AGAIN
Although spring is long behind us now, and the bud is off the rose, and the bees are settling in for a long hard winter, and the robins have wheeled south, and the dolphins and whales are paddling for warmer waters, and Uncle Toby has got the storm windows on his mother’s house, and the neighbors Vic and Darleen have fled Peoria for Miami, the stupid non-migratory Chickadees will not stop pestering the poets of Illinois, and in fact by the look of it have built a large nest inside our Damn Bonnet, from which they chirp nonstop.
JUST SHAKE THE DAMN BONNET A LITTLE
We have already tried everything to get the Chickadees out of Our Damn Bonnet! We have coaxed, we have bribed, we have begged, and we have threatened. The Chickadees seem determined to defend their turf, which is the top of our head.
DOES CHARLIE SHEEN HAVE CHICKADEES IN HIS DAMN BONNET
The answer to that is no, as you should already know: Charlie Sheen has a very expensive birdfeeder outside his Malibu mansion that he keeps stocked with seed in all seasons, which has successfully distracted the Chickadees from his Damn Bonnet. He lives in perfect symbiosis with his Chickadees.
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