MY WATER BALLET CLASS WAS CANCELED WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WADING WITH ME
My water ballet class which you know I look forward to so much every Wednesday has been canceled for tomorrow do you want to go wading with me it will be a lot of fun I promise not to dunk or toss you I know you are only a beginning wader.
PROMISE YOU WILL NOT SPLASH ME IN THE FACE IT MAKES ME GO CRAZY
If you agree to come with me I will even vouch for your entrance at the Bill Schwarzer Recreation Center with one of my free swim visitor’s passes but you have to and this is very important it is the number one rule except for of course no peeing in the pool because it turns the water purple is no splashing water on my face it makes me furious and at that point I could not vouch for your safety even though we have been neighbors for more than two years.
WE COULD GO OUT FOR HAMBURGERS AFTERWARDS AND TALK ABOUT STAR TREK
Wading always makes me ferociously hungry so I propose that after our free swim session in which we make great strides get it we go out to Johnny Frisco’s Bison Burgers for one of his special buffalo meat double cheeseburgers with extra crispy curly fries and milkshakes do you like chocolate or vanilla do you think teleportation will really become a reality in our lifetimes?
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