ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 HOW IMPORTANT IS 5

The Gorko polled 10 local residents using an amazing new polling tool, the 1 TO 10 SCALE, 10 being extremely important on the scale and 1 being not very important at all. But how important is 5? Below is some of the most earthshattering data.

5 IS THE SAME AS 10 OR ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING

More than 3 local residents responded that 5 was in fact the same as 10 or are you stupid or something. These 3 people may have been rounding up to 10 from 5 for some reason and their opinions should be disregarded.

HOW IMPORTANT ARE 5 DONUTS

Almost half of the participants (5 participants) indicated that 5 donuts are just as important as 6 donuts, thanks to the baker’s dozen rule. This does not make any sense, either.

NUMBER 5 IS ALIVE IS HOW IMPORTANT 5 IS

5 means that when the circuit shorts, the DARPA top secret strategic attack robot known as Number 5 accidentally becomes sentient, yet either sympathetic to the human race or still curbed by the first law of robotics, and saves Peoria while also hilariously chasing off the mean partner of his most recent crush, Melodie, responded 90% of those polled.

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