Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Leprechauns Jump Up In My Belfry.
WHY THE LEPRECHAUNS JUMP UP IN MY BELFRY?
The diminutive green sons of an evil spirit and degenerate fairy have gone and Jump Up In My Belfry, we may suspect because of the pernicious American holiday of Saint Patrick, at which these sprites are known to consume more than their share of intoxicating brews. The bells started clanging early this morning and gong on and off Up In My Belfry every half hour or so. Rude and naughty are these Leprechauns Jump Up In My Belfry, whose little green gold-laced frocks and glittering shoes can be seen from as far away as the O’Hanlan homestead, Mack O’Hanlan himself has attested.
IT IS LEAP YEAR UP IN MY BELFRY
Assuredly the real crux of the mischief Up In My Belfry has something to do with this being an uncommon, intercalary year with extra days added on, known as a Leap Year. Leprechauns being great punsters no doubt decided to Leap Up In My Belfry. For these rascally little shoemakers any excuse will do! Several hours ago they uncovered my stash of Kilbeggan whisky, which I keep hidden Up In My Belfry from prying kin and neighbors. The yard is now littered with bottles thrown by the Leprechauns Jump Up In My Belfry. Mother and the wee ones have taken shelter in the cellar, while I keep watch with the long rifle.
IS CHARLIE SHEEN JUMP UP IN MY BELFRY?
Charlie loves a good party, as we know, but tends to restrict his Jump Up In Belfries to his Malibu penthouse, and that circle. If Charlie Sheen were Jump Up In My Belfry I would bet he would have the decency to let me join him.
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