In what many have identified as an election-year effort to boost their popularity, which had fallen to new lows in the days after the Robert Murdough incident in downtown Peoria, the Illinois State Poh-lice have announced that they will be unveiling new Good At A Party™ uniforms for all of their state troopers and poh-lice personnel later this month.
‘The new uniforms take a step back from the all-business look the average citizen probably expects from a law enforcement official,’ states the IP Poh-lice website. ‘Instead we intend to send the message: Hi, I am a load of fun! Maybe I bust some heads on the street, and take your drugs, but at least I am good at a party!’
The new Good At A Party™ uniforms consist of high motorcycle boots, extremely short shorts or assless chaps, see-through or buttonless blouses, standard-issue caps, and a utility belt that holds, instead of pistol and pepper spray, a safety ball gag, soft rubber ‘baton’, and breakaway fuzzy handcuffs.
Now these cops look like they are Good At A Party™!
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