GORKO’S GAMES FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Do you want to make this year’s holiday soiree the talk of the town? What you need to give your bash that extra edge just might be THE GORKO’S PARLOR GAMES FOR THE HOLIDAYS! Below are three new games that are guaranteed to get people talking about what is going on at your place in Peoria!
Pin the Tie on the Gentleman
Like Pin the Tail on the Donkey, but with a hilarious twist!
Lick My Lolly (a blindfold BOBBY game)
Materials: lollies or American suckers (1 sweet bag), lollies or American suckers (1 sour bag), ‘fingers’ (1 per player)
The Play: This is a blind taste test game. Each player has a cache of 10 sweet lollies, 10 sour lollies, and 1 ‘finger’. The ‘finger’ may be any non-toxic object that looks like a finger. Player 1 is blindfolded. Player 2 presses the sweet lolly, the sour lolly, or the ‘finger’ to a Fresh Magic Pad™. The blindfolded player then has five seconds to lick the Fresh Magic Pad™ and determine the correct flavor (sweet, sour, or ‘finger’). If Player 1 guesses correctly he or she may choose a sweet or sour lolly from Player 2’s cache. A player wins the game when the other player has no more lollies. In a game with 3 or more players, the winner is the player who has the most lollies after 10 rounds.
Red Light (age 12 or older)
Materials:
• High heels
• Skimpy lingerie
• Eye liner
• Perfume
• A mattress
• A whistle
• A baton
• Red Light Character Cards
Characters: Tiffy the Tramp, Innocent Irene, Corndog Curly, Steve the Stevedore, Just John, and Beat Cop Bobby
The Play: Similar to the schoolyard game Red Light, Green Light, this is even more similar to Cops and Robbers, except with prostitution. (Players should be prepared to pay for services rendered. There are no freebies in Red Light, gentlemen!) Each player takes a character card that determines his or her role in the game. Tiffany tries to get Curly’s money, Curly tries to get Tiffany’s honey, Irene tries to go on a date with Steve and marry him, and Steve tries to get a kiss off of Irene and pump her with his love mastiff. Just John the magistrate and Beat Cop Bobby try to stop all sex acts with their gavel and whistle. When players hear the whistle, they must freeze for ten seconds. If they hear the gavel, they go direct to jail for five minutes! Points are awarded for objectives obtained. This is a fun game.
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