GORKO WEEKLY BETTING GUIDE: Odds for Henley vs. Marlene in the Pick-a-Loupe© contest
HEINZ TEAM (Henley Jergenson, Norway): +218
MALIBOU MAYO TEAM (Marlene Snucks, USA): -218
Marlene is the heavily favored shopper in this week’s contest, usually getting out of the gate and into the aisles with her handbag over her shoulder in record time, and having an exceptional nose, and snippy long fingers that are as nimble as they are strong. Marlene was the captain of her high school basketball team in high school, and is the mother of three. Henley on the other hand may be a sneaky pick to cover, with his signature off-white tennis shoes and blue suit and cravat, you can bet that he will root out his fair share of quality fruit, and if he can avoid fumbles, as in the Pick-a-Melon fiasco last July, he could give TEAM MAYO a run for their money.
Marlene by 13 loupes.
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