An alarming new study published by the Peoria Radiological Illinois Society (PRIS) appears to show that the use of e-cigarettes, with or without nicotine, could be linked to smoking.
‘The body of evidence seems unequivocally to demonstrate that when you vape, you are in fact smoking,’ read the media statement released by PRIS earlier this week.
‘The study leaves me with a lot of questions, to be honest,’ said Peoria M.D. John Wayne Gacy, ‘especially since the sample size is so small. Hey do you want to see my clown outfit?’
Though curious, The Gorko declined to enter John Wayne Gacy’s house and try on his face paint. Something there just seemed not right for a pizza delivery boy.
Could your vaping too be linked to smoking? Could the neighbors in fact be calling you a smoker? Whatever may be the case, it is certainly smoke for thought.
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