This is such a roundabout, stupid joke that Raddy decided we had to publish it. It may be a historic fact that Gorko staffers have never worked so hard to come up with so little: tasked in January of this year with the job of creating a funny joke using the phrase BODY OF WATER, the Gorko typewriter monkey boys churned out more than 850 possible headlines, none of which were even close to producing a chuckle.
‘I thought I would always be a river is hilarious!’ Raddy protested from behind his card table and typewriter, and compared to the other attempts you almost have to admit that it is ALMOST funny.
Previous attempts included the following:
BATH AND BODY OF WATER WORKS OPENS IN THE MIDDLE OF LAKE PEORIA
NEGATIVE BODY OF WATER IMAGE MAY INFLUENCE OUTCOME OF THIS YEAR’S PEORIA YACHTING CHAMPIONSHIP
ERGONOMICS AND YOUR BODY OF WATER
THIS SIMPLE TEST MEASURES YOUR BODY OF WATER FAT TO WEIGHT RATIO
ANTS AREN’T THE ONLY CREATURES TO SUCCESSFULLY CARRY THEIR OWN BODYWEIGHT OF WATER
WHAT A FAST FOOD MEAL DOES TO YOUR BODY OF WATER
WHEN DID THE HUMAN BODY SHED ITS FUR OF WATER?
COMPLETELY USELESS BODIES OF WATER
IT IS NOT A TATTOO OF AN OCEAN, IT IS BODY OF WATER ART
So.
Email Raddy your own ideas for hilarious body of water jokes: thegorkogazette@gmail.com.
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