Three new chalks by Theodore Wallbanger

In Chalk It Out session #998, Frere’ Jacques (the other one), realized the smear technique allowed him to smear over critical diarrhea taboo topics which added free time feathers to his rainbow free time hot box theater and Frere’ Jacques would have loved the abusive literary shenanigans going on here so buck up snow angels and sMILe


The best part about attending a professional sporting event

was nothing…there was not a single thing Mohawkian Mavers could imagine being positive about such a moment mainly because there were no offerings for cheese nachos anywhere within the stadium or in drone delivery distance.


Slipstream Zydeco embraced the freedom felt during his toxic urine release moments at arena rock jamborees while utilizing his new quick-release Tap Flow Pee Free Extraction Suit.

Unfortunately for Slipstream Zydeco he was seated in the Tap Flow Pee Free Extraction Suit section for the entirety of Screech, Scratch, and Bleedz six hour razor slice zipper fest which destroyed many ear hole


ABOUT THE ARTIST

Berthed from mischievous leprechauns near technicolor shadow lands surrounding Honah Lee, Theodore Wallbanger rides mysterious sparkle railcars bursting with crunchy cotton candy clouds dispatched from slippery erotic massage vixens who rage pillow laugh hourly within a splintered transportation module that screams along butterscotch wonder tracks forming vibrations for audiences across Sugar Hill Mountain.

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Artwork by Wallbanger

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