The Gorko set up their latest social experiment on the shores of Lake Peoria
What’s a little gamma ray to a roach, or the residents of Bayside, Peoria? As we detonated our strategic nuclear weapon (SNW) on the Bayside dock, accompanied by a sellout crowd of sightseers, picnickers, and retirees from the Bayside Joy H. Pace Rehabilitation Center (it is a nursing home situated 1,200 yards from the hill that would have completely blocked the view of the mushroom cloud, claimed resident Cheryl Pinyable), everything just went black.
But what happened, tell us we’re your friends
Well, Peoria got obliterated by an atomic bomb. But guess what, folks, there is still hope for the politicians, car salesmen, and Department of Education pencil pushers who know that in half a million years there is a fighting chance, with just a bit of luck, that they can retrace their evolution from the common cockroach.
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Male Oriental cockroach (Blatta orientalis) from Botevgrad, Bulgaria.
Dimitǎr Boevski
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