…YOU CAN ANSWER AT LEAST 1 OF THE FOLLOWING IN THE AFFIRMATIVE!!!
Have you ever…
- Eaten bacon
- Shrugged while talking
- Mixed something on a counter
- Loved a dog named Rusty
- Heard music
- Seen a ‘moving picture’ (crazy right??)
- Written your name on anything
- Rubbed the back of your (wait for it) neck
- Spoken to a woman
- Flinched, and then laughed
- Eaten a literal salad
- Owned a bicycle
- Walked past a grocery store
- Worn socks and shoes
- Clipped your toenails
- Received the gift of [abstraction]
- Drunk a cool beverage
- Told the truth OR a lie
- Done any kind of exercise
- Traded places with a high-society commodities broker
HOW TO CALCULATE YOUR SCORE
- Add up the number of items you answered in the affirmative.
- If your total equals 1 or more, you just might be a Boomer!
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