The new plumber is Andrew and he knows a lot more about life than just cleaning your pipes. He is an existential thinker and has even published pamphlets and given lectures. He says he has plans to publish a book called Into the Skillet, which is going to be part philosophy and part poetry.
Because he is a philosopher-poet plumber.
His friends just call him Andy.
He even takes credit cards. The bill is on the counter.
Gorko retread: Originally published on 20 August 2021, when men were men and women drove cars.
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