It is the dog days of summer, when the already overcrowded gauche mantlepiece in your living room begins to look like it could use another figurine of Jesus. But you already have the risen Christ, the crucified Christ, Christ with its arms wide open, baby Christ, child Christ with Mary, tiny Christ, doll-sized Christ, and life-sized head of Christ on a tshirt. Here are 3 statuette ideas to spice up your Christ on a shelf game!
MICKY MOUSE JESUS
Show up the Ramirezes with this non-traditional but elegant statuette of Disney’s Mickey Mouse – crucified! Comes in 3 different sizes, and the Deluxe Mickey Crucified has a AA-battery-powered voice of Jesus calling out ‘My Lord, My Lord, why have you forsaken me?’ in the voice of a cartoon mouse.
EDIBLE EASTER BUNNY CHRIST
Perfectly delicious edible version of your standard Resurrected Jesus, this Christ sports bunny ears, a fluffy tail, and a gold-leaf halo, which you can leave on your gauche mantle after the rest of the Savior is devoured. 60% cacao with optional dark chocolate or marshmallow filling.
LUCHA LIBRE JESUS
Choose your favorite Lucha Libre luchador to wear a crown of thorns and carry the cross for your sins! Jesus is now available as Místico Christ, Christ Volador Jr., Dominik Misterio Christ, Christ Mini Vikingo, and more than 10 other Lucha Libre favorites!
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