STEVIE IS THE OLDEST BOOKIE IN SOUTH PEORIA AND MY GOOD FRIEND
Gambling problem? Can’t seem to win, broke and in debt, yet somehow can’t afford to quit? Why don’t you call up Stevie? He basically specializes in cases like yours.
HOW CAN STEVIE HELP ME
Stevie not only takes any form of payment, he insists on it. Can’t pay by hawking your car or ex-wife’s bowling kit? Stevie will figure out a way to help you keep on laying green.
STILL CHASING YOUR LOSSES? LET STEVIE CHASE THOSE LOSSES
Stevie is such a good pal that he will even cover the debt you have acquired from other gambling professionals, cashing you out with dangerous goons for a minimal percentage. Stevie does this and everything else without ever making recourse to a sidearm.
MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TO QUIT COLD TURKEY. WHAT DOES STEVIE SAY?
Stevie always says treat the schmuck like a human being. So what, you lost everything you got, destroyed your life, and are probably going to get whacked by a mafia underling as you step into your rented apartment? Stevie does not judge. Call Stevie today at 1-800-HARD-RESET.

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