Doctor says he can’t on good conscience euthanize my dog.

Doctor says he can’t on good conscience euthanize my dog.
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If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Falcons!
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Bears!
My neighbors are the biggest assholes you have ever met.
Football season is finally here!
Beneath the peels we are all commando.
Good Boy and I used to do tons of crack!
I always listen to their music while I write my reports!
What’s the difference between Mister Banana and a gorilla?
Can feel the gills expanding…
One time Mister Banana went out for baseball…