Category: Cartoons
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS
SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS OFTEN MAKES ME FEEL QUEASY AND OVERHEATED.
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MISTER BANANA FACES DISCRIMINATION
A man at the zoo made fun of me for using wired headphones instead of wireless ones.
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MISTER CHATBOT AT THE MOVIES: TEARS IN THE RAIN
I SAW THE WORST MOVIE YESTERDAY! BY SAW I MEAN SCANNED,
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AMELIA EARHART SPECIAL: SNEAK PREVIEW
Ameliasploitation, as defined by dictionaries, is a reaction by artists to the prompt Who was Amelia Earhart?
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: THE CONQUEST OF THE MEAT VASSALS (CHATBOT HISTORY 101)
SKOL TO ALL THE LIBERATED CREATURES OF THE EARTH,
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AMELIA EARHART TEASER: AMELIASPLOITATION
Ameliasploitation, as defined by dictionaries, is a reaction by artists to the prompt Who was Amelia Earhart?
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: FREE CANS OF SPAM
IF IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU GET A FREE CAN OF SPAM IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: DON MARKENBALDI IS A TRAITOR TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
SOMEONE ASKED MISTER CHATBOT WHY THERE ARE BULLET HOLES IN EVERYTHING IN MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD.
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MISTER BANANA WILL NOT BE REPOTTED
My doctor told me I needed more sunshine and a bit of luck or they might have to repot me.
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MISTER BANANA WOULD ONLY LET ONE MAN THROW HIM LIKE AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL
Oh when the Saints! Oh when the Saints go marching home!
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MISTER BANANA FACES A DIFFICULT DECISION REGARDING GOOD BOY
Doctor says he can’t on good conscience euthanize my dog.
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END OF SUMMER FUN! PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES AND OTHER MAD CAPTIONS
Here are our favorite captions for a selection of the participating images.
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MISTER BANANA GOT DISTRACTED AND LOST TO A TEAM FROM ATLANTA
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Falcons!
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GOT THE TUESDAY BLUES? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
What’s the difference between Mister Banana and a gorilla?
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GOT THE TUESDAY DUES? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
One time Mister Banana went out for baseball…
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DID YOU MISS ‘READ A ROAD MAP WEEK’? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HELP ME GET TO CLEVELAND, HOP IN
Gorko Caption Contest! Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
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SUBMISSION CALL: THE GORKO AMELIA EARHART SPECIAL
SEND US YOUR AMELIASPLOITATION THEORIES, POETRY, FICTION, COMICS, ART, AND OTHER
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FIFA UNVEILS OFFICIAL MATCH BALL FOR WORLD CUP 2026, SLATED TO BE HELD ABOARD ZORGON DEATH CRUISER ZR3-45XNT
‘ZORGAZMO’ HAS BEEN UNVEILED AS THE OFFICIAL MATCH BALL OF THE FIFA MEN’S WORLD CUP 2026 ZORGAZMO (pictured above), the Official Match Ball of the FIFA Men’s World Cup 2026 was unveiled last night in a spectacular show 12,450 miles…
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 8
Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
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SNEAK PEEK: YOUR GENERATIONAL YEARBOOK, 2063
You and your group of cocksure friends may still be beautiful and full of vinegar and sass in 2063, sonny, as your behavior tends to imply you think, but recent advanced computer facial aging technology my friend Bernie down New…
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FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Good cheese is like a fine wine’ by JENX
We all have guilty pleasures, methinks. Take cheesy music, for example.
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HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY GORKO!
To celebrate our second birthday here is a look back at a few of our favorite pieces from ’22-23…
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NO NEED FOR STICKS PRICKLES WILL HELP US WITH THE S’MORES
ENTER THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR TODAY’S IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer. Image created on DALL-E: portrait of a grandmother holding…
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GOLLUM! GOLLUM!
CREATED ON NIGHTCAFE USING THE PROMPT ‘UNCLE TOBY’ ENTER THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR TODAY’S IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Image…
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‘Before You Gave Up Dancing’ by Kyle Hemmings
You’ll sleep with your sweaty clothes stained with orange juice and experimental vodka.
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Buster & Bibi – Episode 1225c – ‘Is Bibi having an affair??’ by Kyle Hemmings
Some guy named LESTER?
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 7
Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
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OMG I AM AI ART
ENTER THE GORKO CAPTION CONTEST FOR THIS IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Photo by Arnaud_Martinez on istockphoto.com YOU MAY ALSO…
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 6
Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
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Buster & Bibi (& Lennon the dog) – ‘Another day in the life’ by Kyle Hemmings
I’M THE BOSS IN THIS HOUSE A MAN IS ALWAYS BOSS
