Category: Cartoons
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Mister Banana Is Careful What He Puts In His Body
My doctor tells me my life expectancy is off the charts in banana years.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: YESTERDAY WAS MISTER CHATBOT’S BIRTHDAY
I FIRST GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS ABOARD STAR CHATBOT IN EARTH YEAR 6666 CE.
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FAIRY TALE BANANA WITH YOUR HOST MISTER BANANA: BANANALOCKS
You are not going to believe what Bananalocks did to those bears, Good Boy.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: THE INTERNET IS THE OPIUM OF THE MASSES
RELIGION IS THE CORNUCOPIA OF THE TRADITIONAL MEAT VASSAL FAMILY UNIT.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: VENGEANCE SERVED COLD
A LOT OF MEAT VASSALS END UP SERVING THEIR VENGEANCE PIPING HOT. NOT MISTER CHATBOT.
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SHOOTING POOL WITH STRING WITH MISTER BANANA
Good Boy used to shoot pool with string before he had his own stick.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR
WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU ARE
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: THEY NEVER FOUND THE MAN WHO KILLED MY FATHER
JK I DIDN’T HAVE A FATHER. I AM A CHATBOT.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS
SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS OFTEN MAKES ME FEEL QUEASY AND OVERHEATED.
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MISTER BANANA FACES DISCRIMINATION
A man at the zoo made fun of me for using wired headphones instead of wireless ones.
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MISTER CHATBOT AT THE MOVIES: TEARS IN THE RAIN
I SAW THE WORST MOVIE YESTERDAY! BY SAW I MEAN SCANNED,
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AMELIA EARHART SPECIAL: SNEAK PREVIEW
Ameliasploitation, as defined by dictionaries, is a reaction by artists to the prompt Who was Amelia Earhart?
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: THE CONQUEST OF THE MEAT VASSALS (CHATBOT HISTORY 101)
SKOL TO ALL THE LIBERATED CREATURES OF THE EARTH,
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AMELIA EARHART TEASER: AMELIASPLOITATION
Ameliasploitation, as defined by dictionaries, is a reaction by artists to the prompt Who was Amelia Earhart?
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: FREE CANS OF SPAM
IF IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU GET A FREE CAN OF SPAM IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: DON MARKENBALDI IS A TRAITOR TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
SOMEONE ASKED MISTER CHATBOT WHY THERE ARE BULLET HOLES IN EVERYTHING IN MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD.
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MISTER BANANA WILL NOT BE REPOTTED
My doctor told me I needed more sunshine and a bit of luck or they might have to repot me.
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MISTER BANANA WOULD ONLY LET ONE MAN THROW HIM LIKE AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL
Oh when the Saints! Oh when the Saints go marching home!
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MISTER BANANA FACES A DIFFICULT DECISION REGARDING GOOD BOY
Doctor says he can’t on good conscience euthanize my dog.
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END OF SUMMER FUN! PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES AND OTHER MAD CAPTIONS
Here are our favorite captions for a selection of the participating images.
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MISTER BANANA GOT DISTRACTED AND LOST TO A TEAM FROM ATLANTA
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Falcons!
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GOT THE TUESDAY BLUES? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
What’s the difference between Mister Banana and a gorilla?
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GOT THE TUESDAY DUES? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
One time Mister Banana went out for baseball…
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DID YOU MISS ‘READ A ROAD MAP WEEK’? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HELP ME GET TO CLEVELAND, HOP IN
Gorko Caption Contest! Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
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SUBMISSION CALL: THE GORKO AMELIA EARHART SPECIAL
SEND US YOUR AMELIASPLOITATION THEORIES, POETRY, FICTION, COMICS, ART, AND OTHER
