Category: Cartoons
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FIFA UNVEILS OFFICIAL MATCH BALL FOR WORLD CUP 2026, SLATED TO BE HELD ABOARD ZORGON DEATH CRUISER ZR3-45XNT
‘ZORGAZMO’ HAS BEEN UNVEILED AS THE OFFICIAL MATCH BALL OF THE FIFA MEN’S WORLD CUP 2026 ZORGAZMO (pictured above), the Official Match Ball of the FIFA Men’s World Cup 2026 was unveiled last night in a spectacular show 12,450 miles…
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 8
Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
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SNEAK PEEK: YOUR GENERATIONAL YEARBOOK, 2063
You and your group of cocksure friends may still be beautiful and full of vinegar and sass in 2063, sonny, as your behavior tends to imply you think, but recent advanced computer facial aging technology my friend Bernie down New…
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FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Good cheese is like a fine wine’ by JENX
We all have guilty pleasures, methinks. Take cheesy music, for example.
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HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY GORKO!
To celebrate our second birthday here is a look back at a few of our favorite pieces from ’22-23…
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NO NEED FOR STICKS PRICKLES WILL HELP US WITH THE S’MORES
ENTER THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR TODAY’S IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer. Image created on DALL-E: portrait of a grandmother holding…
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GOLLUM! GOLLUM!
CREATED ON NIGHTCAFE USING THE PROMPT ‘UNCLE TOBY’ ENTER THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR TODAY’S IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Image…
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‘Before You Gave Up Dancing’ by Kyle Hemmings
You’ll sleep with your sweaty clothes stained with orange juice and experimental vodka.
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Buster & Bibi – Episode 1225c – ‘Is Bibi having an affair??’ by Kyle Hemmings
Some guy named LESTER?
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 7
Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
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OMG I AM AI ART
ENTER THE GORKO CAPTION CONTEST FOR THIS IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Photo by Arnaud_Martinez on istockphoto.com YOU MAY ALSO…
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 6
Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
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Buster & Bibi (& Lennon the dog) – ‘Another day in the life’ by Kyle Hemmings
I’M THE BOSS IN THIS HOUSE A MAN IS ALWAYS BOSS
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HOW TO TAKE A FRUITING: CORRECT/INCORRECT FORM
ENTER THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR TODAY’S IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer. Image created on DALL-E (people balancing fruit on their…
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Buster & Bibi – Episode CVXXIiZ – ‘High Altitude’ by Kyle Hemmings
She was trying to levitate but got stuck
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 5
Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
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DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
A lot of people make good money because they are good with words. De do do do, de da da da.
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NO GRIFF THE HOTDOG STAND IS THIS WAY
ENTER THE GORKO CAPTION CONTEST FOR THIS IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Photo by Arnaud_Martinez on istockphoto.com YOU MAY ALSO…
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 4
Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month.
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SO IT IS FEBRUARY WELL I’LL GO DOWN THEIR CHIMNEYS WHENEVER I DARN WELL FEEL LIKE IT
ENTER THE GORKO CAPTION CONTEST FOR THIS IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Image created on neural.love YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
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TOMATOES MADE MY SANDWICH GET ALL SOGGY
ENTER THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR THIS IMAGE! Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Image created on neural.love YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 2
Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month.
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ORANGE YOU AMAZED? AMELIA MIRANDA SETS NEW TRANSATLANTIC RECORD (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
BREAKING NEWS CELEBRATED FLY LADY AMELIA MIRANDA SET A NEW TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT RECORD FOR BEING THE FIRST WOMAN TO FLY SOLO ACROSS THE ATLANTIC WHILE BALANCING A PILE OF FRUIT ON HER HEAD. ‘NOW WE’RE SUCKING DIESEL,’ REMARKED CONNOR O’SULLIVAN,…
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MICKELIA EARHART SAYS THEY WILL NOT BE ENTERING THIS YEAR’S WOMEN’S TRANSCONTINENTAL AIR DERBY (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
BREAKING NEWS AIR AND ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ICON MICKELIA EARHART TOLD THE GORKO EARLIER TODAY VIA LONG-DISTANCE TELEPHONE THAT THEY HAVE DECIDED, AFTER CAREFUL DELIBERATION, NOT TO ENTER THIS YEAR’S WOMEN’S TRANSCONTINENTAL AIR DERBY, IN WHICH THEY HAVE PLACED AMONG…
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 1 (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
ENTER THE GORKO CAPTION CONTEST FOR THIS IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month. Photo by Arnaud_Martinez on istockphoto.com YOU MAY ALSO…
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2023 GORKO CAPTION CONTEST: ENTER TO WIN BIG KUDOS!
Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month.
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SUBMISSION CALL: THE GORKO AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL
Send us your cheesy americana, cheese-related fake news, fiction, poems, pomes, art, or anything turophilic/turophobic and weird you think might fit at The Gorko.
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GORKO BIGFOOT SPECIAL PLANNED FOR OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS OPEN
We are looking for articles, stories, poetry, cartoons, or whatever about Bigfoot, Yeti, Wildman, Wood Ape, Iceman, Skunk Ape, Grassman, Wendigo, Hairy Man, Cripplefoot or other bigfeet / bigfoots.
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THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER 20th
Funny or scary, we want to put out a collection of your takes on Bigfoot
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THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS NOW OPEN
We are looking for articles, stories, poetry, cartoons, or whatever about Bigfoot, Yeti, Wildman, Wood Ape, Iceman, Skunk Ape, Grassman, Wendigo, Hairy Man, Cripplefoot or other bigfeet / bigfoots.
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THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS NOW OPEN
We are looking for articles, stories, poetry, cartoons, or whatever about Bigfoot, Yeti, Wildman, Wood Ape, Iceman, Skunk Ape, Grassman, Wendigo, Hairy Man or other bigfeet / bigfoots.
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THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS NOW OPEN
We are looking for articles, stories, poetry, cartoons, or whatever about Bigfoot, Yeti, Wildman, Wood Ape, Iceman, Skunk Ape, Grassman, Wendigo, Hairy Man, Cripplefoot or other bigfeet / bigfoots.
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THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS NOW OPEN
We are looking for articles, stories, poetry, cartoons, or whatever about Bigfoot, Yeti, Wildman, Wood Ape, Iceman, Skunk Ape, Grassman, Wendigo, Hairy Man, Cripplefoot or other bigfeet / bigfoots.
