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END OF SUMMER FUN! PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES AND OTHER MAD CAPTIONS

WHAT IS GOING ON

This spring we invited all our readers to participate in a fun caption contest, in which you were invited to submit captions to strange or silly images, many of which included people having trouble with sandwiches. What would the prize be? Eternal fame and glory! Below are our favorite captions for a selection of the participating images.

WHY AM I NOT BEING GIVEN PROPER CREDIT DAMMIT

Because we are truly not very good at setting up feedback forms, all of the captions were sent to us anonymously, except for those who signed their names manually. Real troopers, those two! To all others, our profoundest apologies. If you would like to stick your name to any of these, and thus achieve true notoriety with the Gorko fanbase, please send us an email at our email address.

THE CAPTIONS

HEY AWWW COME BACK HERE I DIDN’T MEAN IT THAT WAY I ALWAYS WAKE UP WITH TEDDY HEAD SOMETIMES TOO

Man crushes eating competition

DO YOU WANT THE BEEF OR THE CHICKEN I SAID

We knew she had a big mouth, but really

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WLBYU LAYBA GROWLBO SUBBUK WUBMUB SUPTUP?

In life we got no time, in death all eternity (CONTRIBUTED BY Mehreen Ahmed)

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When one lives their life with their head in the clouds often their shoes are caked in dog shit (CONTRIBUTED BY Blick)

I ALWAYS EAT SANDWICHES WITH TIGER *YOU* ARE THE ONE WHO IS HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS LUNCH PAL

what day is TODAY

Woke Walk of Fame: the mammalian distance between Encino Man and The Whale

A sandwich so good, her teeth fall out!

AI, the Latest in 24-Hour Makeup

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If I hold my breath no one will be able to smell my fart

When his wife saw the lipstick on his sandwich, she finally left him

Gollumnus Interruptus

Hedgehog disowned by family for marrying octogenarian ‘soulmate’

quick fill your pockets here comes cheeseburger CHAS

ENTER THE GORKO CAPTION CONTEST FOR THE IMAGE BELOW

Photos mostly generated on neural.love

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