October 21, 2023
BEST ENTREES FOR JUST PICKING AT DURING THAT BIG BREAKUP
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But what to order to pair with this big breakup, something not too sweet, not…
October 21, 2023
October 19, 2023
PUGS ON RUGS: SIDEWINKLE HEAD OVER HEELS
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He falls head over heels in love with Grins Maher, a Peoria Dog Show starlet…
October 19, 2023
October 15, 2023
Book review by Hugh Blanton: ‘All My Mama Drama’
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Over decades of rapid progress, America has made itself a world leader in comfort and…
October 15, 2023
September 2, 2023
THE CIGAR SHOP HIPSTER WHO IS KEEPING ALL OF YOUR SNIPPED ENDS
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He sleeps with them under his pillow.
September 2, 2023
August 27, 2023
LOVE DOGS ON THE FROZEN PLANET: A MITCHELL KENNEDY ORIGINAL
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Ruby and Trotsky run into the bleak landscape, only to tumble into an ice crevice,…
August 27, 2023
August 19, 2023
SNIPPING THEIR HEDGES JUST A LITTLE TOO CLOSE? 3 BEST PRACTICES FROM MISTER CHATBOT
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HAVE A SNAPPY NEW DAY!
August 19, 2023
August 17, 2023
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: ROM-COM OF THE SUMMER ‘MEG 2’ HAS REAL TEETH
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This crisply directed yet grainy-looking princess-and-pauperess modern fairy tale contains all the elements necessary to…
August 17, 2023
August 10, 2023
MIND YOUR P’S AND Q’S WITH THIS HANDY LITTLE GRAMMAR SPRAY
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GORKO’S OWN LABORATORY TESTED, CONSUMER APPROVED HANDY LITTLE GRAMMAR SPRAY
August 10, 2023
August 5, 2023
HELLO, MR. CHATBOT! MR. CHATBOT DOES FANNY PACK JOKES
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MR. CHATBOT IN SEVERAL SHORT MONTHS YOU HAVE ALREADY DEVELOPED AN ACERBIC, GENUINELY HUMAN SENSE…
August 5, 2023
August 4, 2023
VIOLENT MOBILE GAME ‘PARROTPUNCH’ CRITICIZED AFTER MARKED INCREASE IN BIRD ATTACKS
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For an additional 99 cents, users can add a ‘boil or fry’ option to the…
August 4, 2023
August 2, 2023
FREEDOM OR DEATH: YES THIS IS THE CHOICE VALIANT PEOPLE OF THE AMERICA BY MR. CHATBOT
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But freedom is not just about individual happiness. It is also about the well-being of…
August 2, 2023
July 29, 2023
MITCH’S LET’S JUMP THE GUN! TOP TEN MOVIES OF 2023 IN JULY
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Gorko Entertainment Editor Mitchell Kennedy sticks a fork in those months of moviegoing madness with…
July 29, 2023
GORKO AT THE MOVIES
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