May 10, 2023
HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY GORKO!
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To celebrate our second birthday here is a look back at a few of our…
May 10, 2023
May 7, 2023
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: 3 MISTAKES YOU’RE PROBABLY MAKING WHILE WATCHING ‘MAID IN MANHATTAN’
thegorkogazetteWhile rewatching the FABULOUS Wayne Wang (tee hee hee) 2002 blockbuster rom-com Maid in Manhattan…
May 7, 2023
March 19, 2023
Book Excerpt: ‘Spring Snow Under The Cherry Blossom Tree Of The Sepulchred Mirror Hallway Geisha’ by HARUKI ISHIGAWA MITCHELL
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‘Haruki Ishigawa Mitchell’ has been trying his hand at imitating the Kafkaesque Japanese authors Haruki…
March 19, 2023
February 21, 2023
TITILLATING: BOGUS CAPTAIN B INTERVIEW LEAKED TO GORKO BY A MAN NAMED MITCHELL
thegorkogazetteGORKO ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR AND SUBLEASER MITCHELL KENNEDY, APPARENTLY UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT GORKO POET LAUREATE…
February 21, 2023
February 11, 2023
THE NEW MILLENNIAL LIBRARY FROM A TO Z
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Challenged books for the K-12 set get the lion’s share of media attention, but what…
February 11, 2023
February 5, 2023
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: ‘THIRTEEN LIVES’ OR DO YOU MEAN ‘THIRTEEN LIES’
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THIS MOVIE IS BASED ON THE TRUE STORY OF THE 2018 THAI CAVE RESCUE MISSION…
February 5, 2023
January 11, 2023
Upcoming Movie: ‘Forrest Grump’
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Hold on there, Forrest Grump, because life is about to take an unexpected twist.
January 11, 2023
December 23, 2022
Screenplay Excerpt: ‘Too Bright For Christmas’ by Hallmark Mitchell
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Hallmark Christmas Special season is upon us, and our Entertainment Editor and subleaser Mitchell Kennedy…
December 23, 2022
November 28, 2022
SIGN UP FOR THE GORKO WEEKLY PREVIEW! EVERY MONDAY GET A TASTE OF THE SWEET AND GREASY GORKO BANQUET TO COME
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The Gorko Weekly Preview is the weekly newsletter distributed to hardcore Gorko fans via email…
November 28, 2022
November 25, 2022
Upcoming Movie: ‘The Loin King’
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A hundred years of peace has ended with the arrival of a rival claimaint to…
November 25, 2022
October 18, 2022
Jonas Reads About Bigfoot from ‘The Totally Ninja Raccoons’
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Jonas reads the about the cryptid section in ‘The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet Bigfoot’.
October 18, 2022
October 6, 2022
Book Excerpt: ‘The Hatless Horseman’ by Koontz Kennedy
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The gala of goblins and ghouls is nigh, and our movie reviewer and subleaser Mitchell…
October 6, 2022
GORKO AT THE MOVIES
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