Note on a Napkin, to a Napkin by Peter Mladinic
Jacobson moves from scene to scene with the ease of a seasoned storyteller.
MITCHELL KENNEDY’S TOP 5 MOVIES CALLED OPOSSUM
He rolls up into a ball and plays dead and they go away.
Alt Tyrant by Hugh Blanton
The longest section of the book is the acknowledgments section going on for four pages…
REPORT: IF WE COULD JUST GET THESE PEOPLE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES WE COULD MAKE OUR OWN GODZILLA MOVIE
People never seem to scurry and scream.
EWWW: THIS PEORIA-AREA MAN SHAVED HIS LEFT PELVIS
‘The trouble for [Darren] is that he was definitely shaving his pelvis. Why was he…
Not This Time by Hugh Blanton
Perhaps Duchovny is unaware of cliché, or maybe he just can’t avoid it, but there…
Book Excerpt: ‘GAFFE THE GIRAFFE’ by Dr. Mitchell M. Seuss
He was also the ugliest giraffe in the world, his mother told him.
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The Performing Poet: On Sarah Kay’s A Little Daylight Left by Hugh Blanton
The poems in End of Empire are completely humorless.
Mitch’s Movie Mash: Shades of ‘Bridges of Madison County’ Genius
When Mother first told me about 50 Shades of Grey I thought I would never…