Screenplay Excerpt: ‘Too Bright For Christmas’ by Hallmark Mitchell
Hallmark Christmas Special season is upon us, and our Entertainment Editor and subleaser Mitchell Kennedy…
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The Gorko Weekly Preview is the weekly newsletter distributed to hardcore Gorko fans via email…
Upcoming Movie: ‘The Loin King’
A hundred years of peace has ended with the arrival of a rival claimaint to…
Jonas Reads About Bigfoot from ‘The Totally Ninja Raccoons’
Jonas reads the about the cryptid section in ‘The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet Bigfoot’.
Book Excerpt: ‘The Hatless Horseman’ by Koontz Kennedy
The gala of goblins and ghouls is nigh, and our movie reviewer and subleaser Mitchell…
Upcoming Movie ‘Thor: Love and Chunder’
Thor must join forces with Pepto Abysmal to stop the bellyache and avert a cataclysmic…
Book Excerpt: ‘Call Waiting: A Haunted Cell Phone Mystery’ by Mitch Jackson
No one in the world but Julie and Todd knew his secret nickname for her…
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: DON’T GO TO ‘ATAVAR 2’ FOR YOUR SEX WITH TAILS FIX
James Cameroon’s long-awaited sequel to Atavar 1, Atavar 2: Underwaterworld, which James sent me in…
Upcoming Movie: ‘Two Friends On A Motorbike Crash and Only One Survives’
The latest Bollywood feel-good tearjerker is basically just the story of a man dealing with…
ILLINOIS TOWN CASHES IN ON LOCAL CREEP TOBY
The Peoria suburb of Squats are indeed making groundbreaking strides towards answering the question of…