1.   What is MK’s favorite flavor of bread?

  1. white
  2. whole wheat
  3. rye
  4. raisin

2.   What is MK’s favorite movie?

  1. Forrest Gump
  2. Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
  3. Star Trek (1979)
  4. Star Wars

3.   What did MK study in university?

  1. movies
  2. history
  3. film history
  4. doctoring

4.   What is the name of MK’s pet puppy?

  1. @King
  2. @Queen
  3. @Prince
  4. @Todd

5.   Where can you buy MK’s cookbook Not Only My Op-Onion?

  1. Doctors Without Borders
  3. Barnes & Naughty
  4. Toys R Us

6.   What famous actor is best friends with MK?

  1. Benedict Cumberbatch
  2. Selma Hayek
  3. Bruce Springsteen
  4. All of the above

7.   Why did MK divorce his wife Linda?

  1. She cheated on him with one of his best friends (Bruce Springsteen).
  2. She gave him cold sores.
  3. She crashed his truck.
  4. None of the above. Mitchell Kennedy has never been married and lives with his puppy @Todd.

8.   How many babies did MK deliver when he was paying for his university education by driving taxis at night in New York City?

  1. One
  2. Two
  3. Hundreds
  4. None. But he did return three wallets to their owners.

9.   Where would MK like to go on a first date if money were no object?

  1. To the moon (and back!)
  2. To a traditional, five-star restaurant (and back)
  3. To a sporting event, probably hockey
  4. Swimming with the dolphins

10.   What famous dead person from history would MK like to meet?

  1. Alexander the Great (yow)
  2. Gandhi
  3. Leonard Nimoy
  4. Sherlock Holmes


  1. D
  2. B
  3. A
  4. D
  5. B
  6. D
  7. A
  8. D
  9. B
  10. C

How well do you know Mitchell Kennedy?

Answered correctly:

1-3 You have never read his movie column.

4-6 You have read one or two of his articles.

7-8 Good job! You have read almost all of MK’s articles since 2013.

9-10 Excellent! You are a MK Expert and could probably manage to have a meaningful conversation with our movie reviewer.

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Photo of @Todd by Mitchell Kennedy.
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