TAKE THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT!
1. What is MK’s favorite flavor of bread?
- white
- whole wheat
- rye
- raisin
2. What is MK’s favorite movie?
- Forrest Gump
- Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
- Star Trek (1979)
- Star Wars
3. What did MK study in university?
- movies
- history
- film history
- doctoring
4. What is the name of MK’s pet puppy?
- @King
- @Queen
- @Prince
- @Todd
5. Where can you buy MK’s cookbook Not Only My Op-Onion?
- Doctors Without Borders
- thegorkogazette.com
- Barnes & Naughty
- Toys R Us
6. What famous actor is best friends with MK?
- Benedict Cumberbatch
- Selma Hayek
- Bruce Springsteen
- All of the above
7. Why did MK divorce his wife Linda?
- She cheated on him with one of his best friends (Bruce Springsteen).
- She gave him cold sores.
- She crashed his truck.
- None of the above. Mitchell Kennedy has never been married and lives with his puppy @Todd.
8. How many babies did MK deliver when he was paying for his university education by driving taxis at night in New York City?
- One
- Two
- Hundreds
- None. But he did return three wallets to their owners.
9. Where would MK like to go on a first date if money were no object?
- To the moon (and back!)
- To a traditional, five-star restaurant (and back)
- To a sporting event, probably hockey
- Swimming with the dolphins
10. What famous dead person from history would MK like to meet?
- Alexander the Great (yow)
- Gandhi
- Leonard Nimoy
- Sherlock Holmes
Key
- D
- B
- A
- D
- B
- D
- A
- D
- B
- C
How well do you know Mitchell Kennedy?
Answered correctly:
1-3 You have never read his movie column.
4-6 You have read one or two of his articles.
7-8 Good job! You have read almost all of MK’s articles since 2013.
9-10 Excellent! You are a MK Expert and could probably manage to have a meaningful conversation with our movie reviewer.
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Photo of @Todd by Mitchell Kennedy.
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