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7.21.2025 7:58 AM

Robinson Crusoe Maybe by Colin Gee
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11.2.2024 11:21 AM

Left in the Lurch by Colin Gee
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12.20.2025 6:52 AM

Vanities by Salvatore Difalco
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12.19.2025 6:47 AM

The Gorko’s 2025 Top 5 Literary Websites Of The World Ranked By How Many Times They Have Published Raddy
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12.18.2025 6:00 AM

IS THAT A FOOT-LONG SUB SANDWICH IN YOUR UBER EATS INSULATED DELIVERY BAG OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME
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12.17.2025 7:00 AM

For everything that matters by Jayanta Bhaumik
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12.16.2025 6:03 AM

‘in the sad bin of dusters be’
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12.15.2025 6:52 AM

Paintballing with Barry Gibb by Ben Macnair
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12.14.2025 6:13 AM

Ugly memes: But we are fish
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12.13.2025 7:01 AM

Interview with Up Yours! Editor and Publisher Charlie Fishead by Bill Tope
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12.12.2025 7:00 AM

Short fiction by Hugh Behm-Steinberg
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12.11.2025 6:44 AM

The Performing Poet: On Sarah Kay’s A Little Daylight Left by Hugh Blanton
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12.10.2025 6:32 AM

2 fresh entries into the arts by Theodore Wallbanger
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12.9.2025 7:00 AM

THE HIDDEN COSTS OF OWNING AN ARMY OF GEMINOID M24-CLASS ASSAULT ROBOTS
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12.8.2025 6:25 AM

Everyone gets to live to 100 by Simon Collinson
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12.7.2025 6:49 AM

Ugly memes: Chicken Donner
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12.6.2025 6:39 AM

WHAT IF YOU WERE A STUPID DUCK
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12.5.2025 6:38 AM

Five Strikes for Justin by David Luntz
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12.4.2025 6:43 AM

3 by Marcus Silcock
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12.3.2025 6:28 AM

Amazon Delivery Status Messages You Don’t Want to See (But Probably Will) by Jeff Kennedy
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12.2.2025 6:49 AM

CITY ZEN by J.R. Solonche
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12.1.2025 6:00 AM

FOR MANY, NO WORD FOR IT BUT ‘SLURVY’
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11.30.2025 6:37 AM

The Silent City by Ben Macnair
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11.29.2025 6:19 AM

Mitch’s Movie Mash: Shades of ‘Bridges of Madison County’ Genius
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11.28.2025 6:56 AM

Just Because You Wear Skinny Jeans…Doesn’t Mean You Are Skinny Jeans…Waist-Training Grid Reference Lost, Deleted, or Otherwise Missing, sec. 04 and sec. 05 by Mark Parsons
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11.27.2025 7:14 AM

WATCH THIS ROACH JUST RIDE OUT A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
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11.26.2025 7:00 AM

A Name for the Interim by James Callan
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11.25.2025 6:44 AM

Three new chalks by Theodore Wallbanger
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11.24.2025 7:05 AM

The Dream At The End and 3 more by Mark Blickley
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11.23.2025 6:27 AM

Ugly memes: It’s a camel
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11.22.2025 8:00 AM

‘Thunder King Sprinkler at Dawn’ by Jeebs Finzach (Summer 1932)
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11.21.2025 12:56 AM

My Friend, the Poet by Chris Callard
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11.20.2025 7:04 AM

Empire of Gimmickry by Hugh Blanton
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11.19.2025 6:28 AM

Degraded Toast and All Things Delight the Maker by Salvatore Difalco
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11.18.2025 7:08 AM

For Real not for Real by Antoine Bargel
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11.17.2025 7:00 AM

GENESIS: The Lost Verses by Steen W. Rasmussen
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11.16.2025 7:00 AM

On Principal by J. C. Meyer
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11.15.2025 6:51 AM

GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE WILL PROBABLY SAY GEE THANKS A LOT MAN AND WALK AWAY
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11.14.2025 6:38 AM

2 poems by Sreelekha Chatterjee
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11.13.2025 6:17 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘The Fog of Dr. Parchisi’
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11.12.2025 7:00 AM

THE UNBEARABLE TRUTH by Steen W. Rasmussen
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11.11.2025 7:00 AM

RHYMING POETRY MAY HAVE SAVED YOU FROM SUICIDE BUT DID IT PREVENT THE SENSELESS LOSS OF 40 MILLION SOULS IN WWI, IT MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT
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11.10.2025 6:53 AM

In Preparation for Our Next School Shooting by Mike McHone
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11.9.2025 7:00 AM

Idea Man by Craig Kirchner
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11.8.2025 12:04 AM

Ugly memes: Gorko got new glasses
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11.7.2025 6:49 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: STRAIGHT TALK FROM EMILY DICKINSON
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11.6.2025 6:32 AM

The Woman who Married a Bus by Ben Macnair
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11.5.2025 7:05 AM

Gorko Serial Offender: Karol Nielsen
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11.4.2025 7:00 AM

Tall Plans by Brad Rose
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11.3.2025 7:00 AM

Gone Postal (excerpts) by Bruce Gee
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11.2.2025 10:33 AM

Gorkoglyph 1.8
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11.1.2025 6:07 AM

THIS BRITISH PERSON CRISSCROSSED AMERICA BECAUSE SHE ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED HER IPHONE OFF A BRIDGE AND COULD NOT FIND THE UP SIDE ON A PAPER MAP
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