THIS IS WHY WE ARE GOING TO STOP SAYING THE WORD SWORDSMANSHIP, EI! EI!
SWORDSMANSHIP, CANTALOUPE, BOTH THREE SYLLABLLES, EI!
SWORDSWOMENSHIP DOESN’T JUST ROLL OFF THE TONGUE AND THIS IS WOMENS FENCING CLASS, EI!
THIS IS NOT A SWORD IT IS PART OF MY BODY, IT IS MY SABER, EI!
THIS IS MY SWORSMANSHIP, THIS IS MY CANTALOUPE! ONE IS FOR FIGHTING, ONE IS FOR FUN. EI!
YOU CAN KILL MORE SILENTLY, QUICKLY, CLEANLY, AND WITH BETTER EFFECTIVENESS WITH A GUN BUT WE DON’T CALL IT GUNMANSHIP, DO WE, IT IS URBAN SNIPER RESPONSE TACTICS, ISN’T IT, EI!
WE ARE ALSO GOING TO STOP SAYING TOUCHÉ AND INSTEAD SAY, EI!
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