The Lemondrop Dream Blog: When jazz argot go way mean way over hep cat head teapad puffers like hum dum baby

Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor. I am a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Homeopath with freshly smelling, non-creepy offices in Peoria. I offer safe healing alternatives that complement my physical remedies, guiding seekers with special techniques to help them achieve peace, joy, and life fulfillment.

Laffy in Texarkana writes:
My stepson Darren (16) lived in Harlem for about two weeks and ever since he got back home he been dropping all kinds of groovy jive and a lot of time it goes way over my hep cat head. How can I reconnect with my lost son?

Lemon replies:
Your son not lost, jelly roll mop, spin it. He a muggling much prob just mellow you feel me, tabby pie? Coochie coochie and a chop buddy fall dew you know, you feel? Right on.