Sometimes you win even when you aren’t trying all that hard. This week I broke my self-defense instructor’s jaw with a little move I put on her in the very first class, and I knew I was street ready.
They say that the pupil often outshines the teacher, and that is exactly what happened in my first self-defense class. In fact, I kicked the teacher’s lily ass.
Yet I knew when to quit, and did as soon as her pathetic soft body his the mat. I said, Sayonara mothers to the shocked students and staff and hit the street before they could even say goodbye in Japanese.
I am street ready now.
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