The nose knows, as they say, when something the wrong shape or size has been stuck up a nostril. But how can you be sure you are sticking the wrong stuff up your nose, Rudolph? Here are 3 things Gorko ENT specialists have confirmed you should definitely NEVER put up your nose.
LOBSTERS
Delectably sharp and irregularly-shaped as they are, Gorko experts warn against sticking lobsters up your nose, or even crawfish for that matter, especially before cooking.
TIRES
Round and firm, tired often FEEL like the right things to stuff up your nose, but in fact may block up passages and impair breathing. They also cause cancer in lab rats when stuffed up noses.
FIZZY POP
Sick of inhaling fresh, sweet air? Well you may want to pass on that fizzy pop you were about to snort. Try a nice cup of ice water or glass of (non-carbonated) milk instead.
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