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According to reports, a Peoria-area man whose doctor had prescribed him Sildenafil for persistent erectile dysfunction (ED) claims that his doctor refused him treatment when the erection caused by the generic Viagra persisted for more than 12 hours.
‘When I called that SOB after 12 hours of insufferable hardness, he wouldn’t even put out,’ claimed the man, Richard L. Schleps Jr., who preferred to remain anonymous.
When asked exactly what he meant by ‘put out’, Mr. Schleps refused to enumerate the treatment he had in mind.
He said, ‘Hell if I know, I’m not the doctor!’
Mr. Schelps’ doctor was unable to be reached for comment.
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