With this sequel nearly thirty years in the making, producer Margie Forstar and Boxxo Chocklits Studios bring you a blockbuster that promises to give Tom Cruise’s Top Gun: Maverick a run for its money. Don’t tell Tom or he might get grumpy! The much-anticipated Forrest Grump picks up 30 years after the death of the eponymous character’s wife Jenny of ‘wasting disease’ and his own inglorious descent into suburban anonymity: sorting postal items by day, semi-retired, driving a Subaru, and it is instant spaghetti in front of the TV before early to bed every night. Long estranged from Forrest Junior, the love child he had with dead Jenny, Forrest Grump has given up on life and is possibly even having suicidal thoughts (is THAT what the rope and stool in the trailer are about), but hold on there Forrest Grump, life is about to take an unexpected twist! The arrival of blue people with unbelievably sexy tails from the Alpha Centauri System, and their strangely familiar leader who seems to know everything about this old Forrest kook, is about to knock Mr. Grumpy out of his orbit.
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