In a surprising development, this guy you had never even seen in your life came up to you at the park, took your cold ginger ale, and guzzled it down in front of you while you just sat there watching him.
You didn’t even say a single word.
He finished your ginger ale while looking right at you, belched, put the empty bottle back in front of you, and walked away without you ever doing a single thing.
Who was that guy and why was he so thirsty?
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