Everything was going along fine until Uncle Toby had to ask the question. During breakfast this morning he said, ‘Hey how do you spell VOILA?’ Here are The Gorko‘s 3 best guesses.
WALLÁ
You spell VOILA W-A-L-L-A, like it sounds, with an acute accent on the ultima.
VIOLIN
As surprising as it may seem, you spell VOILA just like the musical instrument the violin, only you say it differently.
CHARLES
It is French, a language that spells WEE O-U-I, so anything is possible. What looks like a man’s name in French is probably just what we say VOILA.
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