FINALLY PROVEN: ROCK ‘N’ ROLL IS MADE OUT OF DONUTS

You had your suspicions, and your suspicions have finally been proven correct: rock ‘n’ roll music has been proven to be made completely from donuts, claim researchers at Nashville, Tennessee-based laboratory Grapevine Works.

‘We were a little bit surprised when we began really looking into what really rock ‘n’ roll music is made of, on a molecular level, that is was just donuts,’ explained head researcher Dr. Fran Mack, dressed in a white labcoat completely splattered with different colored frosting. ‘I mean, any way you choose it.’

You heard it here first: if it’s got a backbeat and probably a custard filling, you can’t lose it.

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