If you started a band would you call it Residual Doom, or Doomsday Machine?
No cheating you can only choose one of those names.
If you wrote a novel would you call it Chucking Up: The Brian Larson Story, or Chucking Up Chicken: Cream-of-Bean For Residual Doom?
If you had a boat would you christen it Job’s Regret or Residual Doom Down Under?
If you started an export company would you hire me, or your cousin Pablo to run the cash machine in the back?
If you had a low-rider would you decorate it with Tweety Bird or the Virgin OF DOOM?
If you had to choose, would you be a bullrider or a bullfighter OF DOOM?
If you were going on a honeyDOOM would you take them to Detroit or Cleveland?
If you wrote a pop hit song would it be called ‘Ricky Don’t Lose That Number’ or ‘Aja DOOM’?
Be honest with us now.
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