The following interview was given last Tuesday at 10 am outside Rhys’s pastel brown, two-story, 3000-square-foot West Peoria home.
TGG: So your name is Rhys. As in Rhyses Pieces.
RHYS: THEY KILLED MY CAT THE MOTHER &*$%ERS
TGG: Do you remember why they decided to call you Rhys? Were they Welsh?
RHYS: MUFFIN I LOVE YOU WHY GOD WHY
TGG: Hey look at me. Hey Rhys. Do you think you would have experienced life differently if your name was Todd, or Deheubarth, instead of just Rhys? Hey I asked you a question.
RHYS: GET OFF OF MY LAWN PIZZA BOY IT WAS BRANDON I WILL KILLLLL HIMMMM
That was the end of the interview.
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