RUBES: THESE 3 PEOPLE IN YOUR OFFICE DON’T EVEN SPEAK BASIC KLINGON

DIvI’ Hol Dajatlh’a’?

Tired of being surrounded by stoneage rubes who don’t even speak basic Klingon? Me too, and I am here to expose the farce that is their lives. Below you will find 3 people from our very own office who don’t even know how to say nuqDaq nuHmey vIje’laH.

DAVE

Dave may be the biggest rube of them all. How does he expect to score with chicks at the bar if he doesn’t even know how to say juHwIjDaq pagh juHlIjDaq? SuvwI’pu’ qan tu’lu’be’?

MARIA

Maria, geesh, give me a break, sure so you have a smattering of Spanish from your trips to the all-inclusives in Cancun, but what good is is going to do you when the Klingon starships are aiming their photon torpedos at your house? bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay’!

RICHARD

Yes Richard can talk at length on an impressive number of subjects, especially paper bond and market fluctuation, but what is he going to say when the Qo’noS warriors demand qaStaHvIS wa’ ram loS SaD Hugh SIjlaH qetbogh loD? He is going to be speechless, and then impaled on a battle axe.