You have probably heard that two thongs always make a right, but slow down there friend! Here are 3 classic examples when two thongs very definitely not NOT make a right.
ON THE BEACH
If you accidentally mix up your thongs with someone else’s thongs and end up with two left-footed thongs, man that is absolutely NOT a right.
YOUR MOM DOESN’T MAKE A RIGHT IN A THONG
Oops different kind of thong. What is your mom wearing, anyway?
CHARLIE SHEEN KNOWS HOW TWO SCUZZY THONGS DO NOT BELONG ON HIS MALIBU PENTHOUSE PORCH
Yeah Charlie Sheen got pretty mad when you threw your grody thongs and they landed on the barbecue he was trying to fire up for the orgy. Those dirty old thongs were in the wrong place at the not right time.
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