Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is When You Realize You Are Wearing Too Much Robe For Taco Bell.
WHY DID YOU WEAR THE HEAVY LINEN ROBE TO TACO BELL
What were you thinking, wearing the double-plaited linen robe with the white cotton tunic to Taco Bell this time of the year? To make things worse, besides the sweating and scratching, when you had to rush to the bathroom you got the hem all mucky from the men’s room floor. That was When You Realized You Were Wearing Too Much Robe For Taco Bell.
THIS MUCH ROBE ABSOLUTELY SMOTHERS AND HEATS THE TACO BELL
A robe as heavy as this both traps and heats the Taco Bell, so that just when you think the last of the spicy stink has dissipated, you make a sudden movement and a new breath of Taco Bell flashes from the hem or (even worse) neck of the Too Much Robe.
CHARLIE SHEEN DOESN’T WEAR TOO MUCH ROBE TO TACO BELL
Charlie Sheen, commenting as usual for this column, reports that he has never had problems with Wearing Too Much Robe To Taco Bell. Said that superstar from his Malibu penthouse, wearing Too Much Robe though he was for the 93 degree day, ‘What are you talking about? No such thing as Wearing Too Much Robe!’
But then we noticed that he was using the MILD salsa, though he tried to hide it behind his Too Much Robe, which was WHEN WE SMELLED IT.
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