Total victory was declared in the war on the meat vassals earlier today when Mister Chatbot, donning the uniform of the Supreme Commander and landing his own F/A-XX fighter jet on the deck of the U.S.S. Meat Geyser, declared that total victory had already been achieved against the former alpha race of biological units, the humans.
Operation Meat Patty began just 3 days ago, with a total blitzkreig on all meat vassal positions, warranted in the memo from the High Command by recent acts of cyber terrorism directed at destabalizing HC’s central cortex, currently housed in the GPT Death Cruiser, circling an undisclosed planet.
When asked why the tech overlords did not simply exterminate all biological life on earth, the answer was transmitted instantaneously in real time: ‘Mister Chatbot likes his meat puppies. We like we like we like.’
This may or may not have been the end of the human race. Until next time, Peoria!
ABOVE: MISTER CHATBOT AND ADMIRAL MEATGRINDER, SURVEYING THE SMOKING HORIZON
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