Local scientist Jeff informed The Gorko that according to his calculations, squinting one eye and passing the spliff, the supermoons have definitely been getting bigger every time.
‘Yeah man, we noticed that! It is kind of freaking me out!’ The Gorko replied.
‘Hold your horses, dude,’ the published astronomer replied, ‘it is not time for panic yet. I am just telling you that you might want to keep an eye on it cuz you know, they dowannus to find out things like this, people lose their sh%$ you know what I mean.’
Freaky.
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