PIERRE MASTERS IS A TWITTER PERSONALITY. ARTIST. WRITER. SCULPTOR. DID I MENTION POET? SOUL BUFFETED ON THE SEA OF DÉCEPTION WHICH IS FRENCH FOR DISAPPOINTMENT. LIVES IN FRANCE BY THE WAY. parle français. CHANGED HIS NAME FROM PETER TO PIERRE. BELOW WE HAVE SHARED SOME OF HIS MOST DÉCEVANTES, YET éphémère TWEETS FROM 2023.
PIERRE MASTERS – 5h
Rupert Brooks Press is publishing my book, which is based in Paris, the City of Lights! And Sounds! So glad. It is probably the greatest single work ever written by an American expat.
PIERRE MASTERS – 10h
It is not what the sculptor sculpts that matters, but how he calls attention to his sculpture. It is not enough to create, and then wait. You must humble brag every day on social media.
PIERRE MASTERS – 22h
Mon français est super. Heard these tourists today in the street and POUAH.
PIERRE MASTERS – 1d
Drew a little ink drawing of my dog Cherie, dressed as René-Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle. It is a realistic representation of my love for Cherie, with her big eyes of wonderment at être.

PIERRE MASTERS – 2d
‘The stupid pigeons on the stoops cackled like water over a horse’s back’ – an example of the amazingly realistic imagery that you can read in full at the link below, words by PIERRE MASTERS.
PIERRE MASTERS – Nov 12
Selfies are truly obnoxious here is one I took this morning

PIERRE MASTERS – Oct 28
I would never post selfies. Who do these brats think they are, I am 40 but press 190.
PIERRE MASTERS – Aug 15
‘He gazed through the leaves into the garden with the sigh of longing of someone many years older than he was’ – read the whole PIERRE MASTERS short story today you will love it. Don’t miss out.
PIERRE MASTERS – May 30
My hair is turning gray even though people tell me I look half my age.

PIERRE MASTERS – May 12
This human stain named Remy at my barber shop in the second arrondissement screwed up my hair for the fourseeable future and didn’t even thank me for the tip.
PIERRE MASTERS – Apr 2
This indeed is a WRITER. Poignant, moving, troubling, depth of expression in PIERRE MASTERS’ latest poem ‘Caoutchouc’, up at Split Chest Lit.
PIERRE MASTERS – Apr 2
For those of my followers without French, Caoutchouc means Rubber. Not Condom as implied by @Matt_Snyder.
PIERRE MASTERS – Mar 23
‘Flowery / tunnage / multiplicitous breeze’ – read my latest, if I do so myself gorgeous poem, up today at Green Valley Swan Review.
PIERRE MASTERS – Mar 5
Just me, wandering the streets of Paris, poor but in good spirits, a modern day Toulouse-Lautrec. Just surviving on pain et vin.

PIERRE MASTERS – Mar 1
My partner (significant other) is ESTJ personality type, based on the Myers-Briggs scale, which means she gains energy from spending time with me, enjoys making me gourmet dinners, is thoughtful of my feelings, and is able to react with flexibility and empathy during emergencies. Bet you guys wish she was your partner.
PIERRE MASTERS – Feb 21
‘Permutations, floss of her hair’s nibblings, and my dog Cherie’ – read more by PIERRE MASTERS up today at Fleshlight Flash Fiction. Peignoir léger pour toujours!
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