EVERYONE KNOWS BILLY IS LEFT-HANDED
It is a crying shame the way they treat our left-handed friend Billy, giving him the right-handed gold clubs and the right-handed baseball mitts every time. Hell even the pens they give him are right-handed. But Billy never says a thing, just takes those pens and writes with them.
MAYBE IT WAS A MISTAKE
What do you mean, that they don’t know the difference between a left-handed and a right-handed pen? Baloney with bad pickles, I say. You have to be a blind person to miss it.
maybe they are blind people
Baloney with fudge on top. They are not blind people, they run the galdarn show. And to go around handing out right-handed pens to left-handed participants is a bleeding outrage. I am going to take this right-handed pen and write a letter to their superiors.
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