WHY DIDN’T YOU TAKE THE EXPRESSWAY
This is one of the greatest ways to get on his good side: make a remark about a driving decision that led to very bad consequences, and watch as he melts into your arms.
LOOK IT IS A TORNADO
Men love to outdrive storms! Pretend that you have seen a tornado, and watch him press the pedal to the metal…of your heart.
THINK WE’VE GOT A FLAT…TUMMY
Make a joke out of something completely unfunny, like a flat tire. Make sure to complete the phrase with some other object, saying the complete phrase flat tummy, or flat soda, or flat earth, to avoid misunderstandings. He will flat out jump you.
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