TOSSING SALAD IS KIND OF MY HOBBY
I love salad! Salad of all types, but especially salads with lots of leafy greens, tomato, olive, and zesty Italian dressing. If you had a salad like that, I would toss it in 0 seconds flat!
DO YOU ALSO LIKE RANCH DRESSING
When I come over to your ranch, I would gladly toss your salad using any kind of dressing you prefer. Do you like it spicy? Do you like it sweet? Any way you want your salad tossed is fine by me.
WHAT IF MY SALAD IS A LITTLE DIRTY
I firmly believe that the modern world is TOO sterile. Sure, rub a little dirt on your salad, my immune system can take it! This salad tosser is ready for just about anything, croutons or no.
In need of a good tossing? Just send me a DM, bro!
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