This Saint Valentine’s Day, why not take a load off, but instead of trundling down to Wong’s opium den, kick back in the privacy of your own home with a good book and some tincture of laudanum. Whatever you may be suffering, from diarrhea to good old fashioned heartbreak, Macdonalds Laud Club! tincture is guaranteed to make this 14th of February fly by, as on wings of Cupids!
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Richard L. from Pine Lakes
‘Macdonalds Laud Club! is absolutely the best! I was a beer drinker my whole life and could never lose weight, but since I joined MLC in 2022 I have nearly wasted away to nothing.’
Marianne K. from South Peoria
‘My D.H. and I joined the Macdonalds Laud Club! thinking it was a glee club. We have never giggled so much in our lives! Victorian drugs help put the ROW back in ROWMANCE. As in, row row row your boat, tee hee hee.’
Gorko Chef Rambo Bolillo from Raddy’s basement
‘This stuff is frigging righteous.’
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