Do NOT miss this opportunity to purchase your medium rats, on sale for this weekend only in your local Rats Emporium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We also offer small rats and big rats but our medium rats are always in high demand much more than either baby rats or rat kings !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now you can get your medium rats at an extra special low discount buyer-only price !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VISIT RATS EMPORIUM TODAY, or here’s betting sooner rather than later you’ll have to say RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gorko Retread: Originally published 29 September 2021
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