New Logo

The new logo for Teddy Wallbanger and Team was not approved by all ‘team’ members
Skip Tracer

Skip Tracer was thrilled with the capabilities of his new Magic Carpet 972, which allowed smooth transport across the souls of others
Abe Kadabra

Abe Kadabra packed his majestic fire mohawk and hit the streets of opportunity while absorbing negative syrup stares from nosey thespians. Abe Kadabra paid no attention to trivial matters because he ran on fire energy
Winnebago Sumatra

It was Day 9,380 when Winnebago Sumatra, who was named after things, mustered up enough gumption to catch a super duper rare Triple Garnet BuzzKill on approach from it’s breeding vacation in Grass Canyon
Cannibal Anonymous

The first meeting of Cannibal Anonymous (CA) did not go as planned when Micky Dontallier failed to provide the obligatory donuts
ABOUT THE ARTIST

Berthed from mischievous leprechauns near technicolor shadow lands surrounding Honah Lee, Theodore Wallbanger rides mysterious sparkle railcars bursting with crunchy cotton candy clouds dispatched from slippery erotic massage vixens who rage pillow laugh hourly within a splintered transportation module that screams along butterscotch wonder tracks forming vibrations for audiences across Sugar Hill Mountain.
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3 lines in a haiku by Louis Packard
SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. IT WASN’T HER FIRST RUSSIAN SA3 BUFFER-AND-SCREW, AFTER ALL
Jenkins Plecostomus and 2 additional chalks by Theodore Wallbanger
4 Sicilian micros by Salvatore Difalco
The Day the Earth Stood Still and 1 more by Grant Vecera
STILL FRUSTRATED THAT YOU CAN’T SPEAK PET? 3 VICTORIAN LANGUAGE HACKS ONCE THOUGHT LOST TO HISTORY
Art by Wallbanger

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