Ipswich to Pride’s Crossing and 2 more by Michael Igoe
It will take a lot more than you think, / if you’re planning on a…
What is your urgency statement? by Bruce Reisner
The man’s urgency was pure garbage. All our urgencies were a fabrication. Sad.
Magazine Editor’s Handbook: Lesson One by Bill Tope
Thank you for the submission of _________ to _________ journal.
The Third Obituary of Hiram C. Young by Marsden Lyonwahl
It is with sadness, respect, and some chagrin that this paper announces the passing of…
The Laughingstock of the Death-Collectors’ Convention by Christie Chapman
The non-blade end of my scythe, which, yes, is BeDazzled™ and covered in Lisa Frank…
The Best Dollar He’d Ever Spent by Pablo Libedinsky
Pablo sat in the almost empty train and put his feet up on the opposite…
Mom said I had to invite the whole class to my slumber party, which includes the girl who always pretends she’s Werner Herzog, who didn’t break character all night by Casey Garfield
I dared her to make the prank call and she said ‘We are doing a…
The Incredible Throbbing Shamrock by Theodore Wallbanger
Addicts, beer-battered shoe/car/dental salesmen rampaged with Schleprocks, and a tickle fest of lumberjacks hyper-fixated with…
Sam the Black Mage by Dmitriy Kogan
Normally, I would’ve never gone down to that basement.
Run Weird Like Ducks on Dry Land by Nicholas Viglietti
I was barren, stopped carin’ and my tomorrows weren’t promised.